On Wednesday I did my fortnightly Sky News paper review with Jacqui Smith. A couple of Christmases ago, live on TV, I pulled out a sprig of mistletoe and gave her a smacker. (The evidence is here. Well it’s best not to revisit the scene of a crime so this year I thought I’d give her a present to unwrap. I thought WHY VOTE UKIP might be an amusing thing to give her. So she unwrapped it live on air. Guess you had to be there, but I enjoyed the moment.

Mark Longhurst, the Sky host, looked on rather quizzically and said “It’s a bit of a slim volume, isn’t it?”

Perhaps I should have written this blogpost under the hashtag #productplacement…