ConHome Diary: Number Ten Bans Ministers From Ashcroft Book Launch

2 Oct 2015 at 14:18

The Labour conference was an odd experience, but I suspect next year’s will be even odder. Out with the smart suited twenty something men. In with the Trots. That’s if Jeremy Corbyn survives that long. My own view is that he will, but it was astonishing that more or less every single Labour MP I talked to was totally dismissive of their leader. Even on air. Lord Falconer wouldn’t even say he expected Corbyn to be the next Prime Minister, let alone a good one and he’s the Shadow Justice Secretary. Justice for Jeremy, that’s what I say. Any new leader deserves a bedding in period and the benefit of the doubt, but Jeremy Corbyn isn’t being afforded that by his parliamentary colleagues. It’s all very well to talk about “the new politics”, but it’s very difficult when you aren’t able to explain what that means beyond putting off difficult and dividing policy decisions.
Well the “kinder, gentler” politics didn’t last long. Tom Watson, the pugnacious new deputy leader of the party gave a rumbustious closing speech to the conference in the slot previously inhabited by Harriet Harman and before her, John Prescott. He reserved a lot of his ire for the Liberal Democrats. Well, you can’t really blame him, can you? He was forced into an apology… “I did go too far though when I compared the Lib Dems to a Banarama tribute band. Some people were angry, and I accept that I crossed the line. What I said was demeaning, unjustified and wrong. Siobhan, Sara, Keren – I should never have compared your tribute acts to that useless bunch of lying sell-outs, the Lib Dems and I’m sorry.” Boom, boom. He then had a go at the Conservatives, imploring his comrades to “kick the nasty Tories down the road where they belong”. But in a kind and gentle way. Obvs.

I’m told that Craig Oliver has been noticed wandering about Number Ten oinking. What’s that all about then?
Can there be anything more irresponsible that an aspiring prime minister telling our country’s potential enemies that there aren’t any circumstances in which he would press the nuclear button? Doing so undermines the whole thesis of our nuclear deterrent.

Some of you will have seen a rather public spat between me and Louise Mensch on twitter a few days ago. I’ve taken a lot of criticism over Lord Ashcroft’s book, not least on this site last week, and I can take it. But when Louise Mensch tries to take the moral high ground, I’m afraid I just have to laugh. I’ve always been a defender of hers but she has developed a habit of becoming completely obsessed by various causes. Last week her cause was trying to make me apologise for something I had no intention of apologising for. I was evil, so was Isabel Oakeshott, but of course we had led the noble Lord Ashcroft astray and it was all rather a disgrace. Well, it’s a point of view, I suppose. Her tweets became ever more regular and ever more unhinged. In the end I got fed up of reading her bile and poison and blocked her. And still she continued apparently. She’s still at it for all I know. Or care.
At the Labour Party conference I dropped into the News International reception. It was an event devoid of a single Shadow Cabinet member. Except the Shadow Work & Pensions Secretary, Owen Smith. Make of that what you will. I pointed this out to him and he roared with laughter. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. He’s one to watch.

I also ran into my old friend Tony Gallagher at the same reception. He is the new editor of The Sun. “You’ve been nasty to one of my columnists, I see,” he greeted me. “Yes,” I said. “Now that you’ve got rid of Katy Hopkins, you could do us all a favour and do the same with Louise Mensch.” I did laugh as I said it, but Tony didn’t really bite. He was far keener on discussing the merits of our mutual football team, West Ham United. A wise man.
Later this year I’ll be publishing a biography of Jeremy Corbyn, written by top political journalist Rosa Prince. I haven’t dared ask about his university antics…

Dammit. I said last week that all publishers get print runs wrong for any book they publish. I have printed 35,000 copies and as of Wednesday night, we have now sold 34,678, leaving fewer than 300. The books go on sale in shops on Monday, so it looks as if I might have to order a reprint pretty quickly.
I hear an edict has gone out to Conservative ministers that if any of them attend the launch of CALL ME DAVE on Monday week their career prospects might take a nosedive. Indeed, Number Ten have tried to ensure that few Tory MPs attend the event, having scheduled the English Votes for English laws to be debated in the Commons that night. Just as I predicted they would when the date was set several months ago. Predictable. And petty.

If you’re in Manchester on Sunday evening, do pop along to the Liberty fringe meeting at 5.30pm in Manchester Central. Shami Chakrabarti will be chairing a Question Time style panel featuring Dominic Grieve, Peter Oborne and myself. I keep telling Shami human rights is not exactly my area of expertise, but she can be very persuasive. So if you want to hear me make a fool of myself, be my guest.



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It Shouldn't Happen to a Radio Presenter 38: When an Interviewee Goes Rogue...

30 Sep 2015 at 12:37

Yesterday on my LBC show I did something I’ve never done before. I terminated an interview because the guest wouldn’t stop ranting and refused to engage with the questions I was putting. We were discussing whether Britain should pay reparations to Jamaica for its part in the slave trade. The guest was Kofi Klu and he was supposed to be putting the case for doing just that.

In some ways, if you have to terminate an interview you feel you’ve failed as a presenter, but in the end you have to think of the listeners. It may be vaguely entertaining to listen to someone rant and rave but when they repeat what they have just said and refuse to engage with you in the way any normal interviewee would, there’s surely little point in carrying on. Perhaps I let my frustration show a little too much, but in the end my judgement was that there was nothing to be gained by continuing the interview. I still think that was the correct conclusion.


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The Top 100 People on the Left 2015

29 Sep 2015 at 09:10

1. (NEW) Jeremy Corbyn
Leader of the Labour Party
There is no doubt that Jeremy Corbyn’s election to Labour’s leadership has changed the political weather. He’s galvanised the Labour left in a way no one has since Tony Benn or Ken Livingstone. But can he stick to his principles agenda without compromising Labour’s chances of electoral success?

2. (+6) Nicola Sturgeon
First Minister of Scotland
She’s taken to power like a duck to water and she’s without doubt the first lady of the left in the UK. Her popularity in Scotland is unchallenged and many in England wish they could vote for her. After next May’s elections she’s likely to be even more powerful.

3. (+32) Tom Watson
Deputy Leader of the Labour Party
Some wonder how long it will be before Watson reisgns from this position, like he has from all the other positions of power he has ever held. This is to underestimate him. He protests that he has no interest in eventually becoming leader, but one wonders how he will build and then use his new power base.

4. (NEW) John McDonnell
Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer
Possibly the most unlikely appointment in single Caligula made his horse a senator. McDonnell and his unique brand of economics are loathed politically by almost the entire Parliamentary Labour Party. How long will their patience last?

5. (-3) Len McCluskey
General Secretary, UNITE
Money talks and Len McCluskey has a lot of it to distribute. Jeremy Corbyn may have a lot in common politically with Len McCluskey but can he persuade the UNITE leader to open his wallet. McCluskey won’t want to throw good money after bad, and will certainly exact a price for his munificence.

6. (+75) Simon Fletcher
Chief of Staff to Jeremy Corbyn
One of the few people with executive experience in Jeremy Corbyn’s inner circle, Fletcher performed the same role for Ken Livingstone when he was mayor of London. His performance in this role will in part determine Corbyn’s chances of success.

7. (+36) Angela Eagle
Shadow Business Secretary
The shadow chancellor who never was, Angela Eagle may turn out to be one of the ket voices in the shadow cabinet. She’s popular and perfectly capable of saying ‘no’ if she won’t go along iwth something.

8. (+50) Rosie Winterton
Chief Whip
It’s rumoured that she conducted the reshuffle more or less alone after Jeremy Corbyn made the decision about John McDonnell. She will have the job from hell trying to keep the various factions of the PLP together, but if anyone can do it, she can.

9. (NEW) Hilary Benn
Shadow Foreign Secretary
One of the great survivors of modern politics, Hilary Benn is popular among his colleagues and is more likely to be able to adapt to the new regime than most, and is likely to stand up to any excesses of the Corbyn leadership with both determination and grace.

10. (NEW) Neale Coleman
Director of Policy
A massive appointment for Jeremy Corbyn, and possibly the only one welcomed by all sides of the party. Coleman was a key figure in the Livingstone mayoralty and was so impressive that Boris Johnson kept him on.

11. (+1) Harriet Harman
Former Deputy Leader of the Labour Party
Harman grows more popular with age, and although not on the front bench any longer, she will perform the role of ‘wise old owl’ and she will be a very important source of advice behinf the scenes.

12. (+28) Iain McNicol
General Secretary of the Labour Party
McNicol has had a very difficult transition to handle, with a huge turnover of staff. He’s performed his role with a great deal of patience and humour, and although he’s been singled out for criticism for the handling of the general election campaign, yet again he’s proved to be a great survivor.

13. (-7) Owen Jones
Guardian columnist
Having ruled out joining Team Corbyn, Jones has apparently annoyed the Guardian by his overt and initially enthusiastic support for the new leader. He can’t be both a participant and a commentator, though and in the end he will have to decide which road to go down.

14. (+8) Sadiq Khan
Labour candidate for Mayor of London
Khan won his selection in part because of his excellent organisation but also because he benefitted from the rush of new signups who were largely Corbyn supporters. But he’s made very clear he’s his own mad and won’t be beholden to the new leader. A brave move considering he’ll need the party organisation behind him.

15. (_+29) Dave Prentis
General Secretary of UNISON
Another general secretary who will be looking for a more union friendly approach from a Corbyn-led Labour Party. Prentis is a softly spoken moderate and any influence he exerts will be behind the scenes rather than shouted from the ramparts.

16. (-12) Yvette Cooper
Former Labour leadership candidate
Although beaten into third place, she emerged from the leadership campaign with some credit, but will she want to become a focus for rebels and at some stage move against Jeremy Corbyn? Her public pronouncements will be avidly examined.

17. (+17) Sir Paul Kenny
General Secretary of the GMB
Much respected within and outside the union sector he is not one to throw his weight around with good reason, and one suspects the Labour leadership have always listened to him with more respect than a few of his colleagues. That won’t change.

18. (+62) Maria Eagle
Shadow Defence Secretary
A huge promotion for Angela Eagle, even if she clearly wasn’t first choice for the job. her first task will be to navigate the waters of a vote on armed action against ISIS in Syria. This will tell us a lot about her bridge-building capabilities.

19. (NEW) Seema Malhotra
Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury
Calm, erudite and eloquent, this relatively new MP (she was elected in a by-election in the last parliament) has risen with ease into the top echelons of the Labour Party. The test of her influence will bve how many battles she wins with her boss, the shadow chancellor, John McDonnell.

20. (+51) Diane Abbott
Shadow International Development Secretary
One of the few Corbynistas in the Shadow Cabinet, she will be come a huge source of media focus. it’s surprising she wasn’t given a more high profile role in some ways.

21. (-16) Andy Burnham
Shadow Home Secretary
Burnham takes a dive in this year’s list because of the total inept leadership campaign he ran and his unique ability to flip-flop without apparently realising it. Having ruled out ever standing again he is on the wane and it’s slightly suprising he accepted a post in the shadow cabinet.

22. (NEW) Lord Charlie Falconer
Shadow Justice Secretary
One of the great survivors, Falconer is in a powerful position. He’s already made clear he’ll do what he likes and resign if he doesn’t get his way. But watching him try to toe a Corbyn line along the way will provide huge entertainment for everyone.

23. (+2) Frances O’Grady
General Secretary, TUC
O’Grady’s profile has quietly risen in the last twelve months and her advice is likely to be sought more and more from a more trade union friendly Labour Party.

24. (NEW) Jon Trickett
Shadow Communities Secretary
Formerly chief poilitical advisor to Ed Miliband, Jon Trickett has made the transition seemlessly to the new guard. With housing in his brief he will be a key player.

25. (+39) Lisa Nandy
Shadow Energy & Climate Change Secretary
If Jeremy Corbyn were to fall under a bus, the Labour left are looking to Lisa Nandy as the candidate of the left in a future leadership election. She needs to prove herself first, though, and this portfolio gives her the chance to do so.

26. (NEW) John Healey
Shadow Minister for Housing
Housing has been identified as a key area of policy by Jeremy Corbyn. Healey may not have much in common with Corbyn politically but he’s a highly capable politician who has the tenacity to drive things through.

27. (+52) Gloria de Piero
Shadow Minister for Youth Engagement
A key ally of Tom Watson, de Piero was tipped for a big job in the new shadow cabinet but she has been sidelined into a youth engagement portfolio, having apparently turned down defence.

28. (+40) Owen Smith
Shadow Work & Pensions Secretary
A big rise for one of the potential stars of the new shadow cabinet. It’s a difficult brief to master and star in, but if anyone can Owen Smith can. But can he develop policy which his leader can support? On that, the jury is out.

29. (NEW) Alicia Kennedy
Labour Peer
Having run Tom Watson’s deputy leadership campaign Kennedy is guaranteed a position of influence in the new regime. A true party insider, she knows where a lot of bodies are buried.

30. (NEW) Heidi Alexander
Shadow Health Secretary
One of the nicest people in parliament, Alexander has been given a huge promotion. If she rises to the challenge she could become a pivotal player in the Labour Party’s mid term future.

31. (-12) Gordon Brown
Former Prime Minister
Gordon Brown’s role in the Scottish referendum victory has been exaggerated, but there is little doubt that he is still a figure of influence on Labour in Scotland at least. But will he find a new role soon?

32. (-11) Polly Toynbee
Guardian Columnist
Never off our screens, Toynbee has been a surprising Corbyn sympathiser. She has clearly moved a long way left since her days in the SDP but it’s inevitable that at some point she will part company with Corbyn and his team.

33. (-26) Chuka Umunna
Former Shadow Business Secretary
Whither Chuka? We’re not sure if even he’s certain what his future holds. Will his shock withdrawal from the leadership contest do him lasting damage or can he bounce back and become the focus of discontent and carve out a role as ‘King over the water’? So far the jury is out.

34. (NEW) Kat Fletcher
Political Adviser on stakeholder engagement to Jeremy Corbyn
Former NUS head, she played a key role in Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership and has now taken on the role of fixer-in-chief. At least we think that’s what ‘stakeholder engagement’ is a euphemism for.

35. (-9) Alex Salmond
SNP Foreign Affairs Spokesman
A big fall after losing the referendum and resigning as First Minister but he’s got a new lease of life in Westminster and is obviously enjoying a huge amount of mischief.

36. (+5) Stella Creasy
Former deputy leadership candidate
Having fought an excellent deputy leadership election campaign in which she came second, Stella Creasy could have had a job of her asking, but instead she decided not to serve.

37. (NEW) Ken Livingstone
Former Mayor of London
You can’t keep a good man down. Ken Livingstone shed a tear when Jeremy Corbyn made his acceptance speech the day he was elected. His former chief of staff is now performing the same role for the Labour leader. It wouldn’t be a surprise to see Livingstone taking Ermine before too long and taking on a formal role in the shadow cabinet.

38. (NEW) Cat Smith
Shadow Minister for Women & Equalities
Cat Smith worked for six years in Jeremy Corbyn’s office and knows him better than most. An ultra lefty herself, she was among the first to nominate Corbyn and will continue to be an influence on him. Non-factional, she may prove to be an uniting force. The Labour leader would do well to make him her PPS.

39. (NEW) Andrew Murray
Chief of Staff at UNITE & Chair of the Stop the War Coalition
A deeply divisive figutes, Murray has now succeeded Jeremy Corbyn as chair of the Stop the War Coalition, a position he had previously held. But UNITE is his main powerbase and he is the power behind Len McCluskey’s throne.

40. (-4) Carwyn Jones
Welsh First Minister
The most powerful Labour politician in the land, Jones has never bothered to build a UK wide profile and concentrates on his role in Wales. A nice man, he was shaken by the Tory gains in Wales in May but can he devise a strategy to stop them gaining even more of a foothold in the Welsh Assemby?

41. (NEW) Kezia Dugdale
Leader of the Scottish Labour Party
Who would have Kezia Dugdale’s job? Possibly the most unenviable job in British politics at the moment. But she’s a doughty fighter and will be looking to the long term rather than just the Scottish Parliament elections in May 2016.

42. (NEW) Richard Murphy
Richard Murphy has been wrong about just about everything but is seen as the guru behind anti-austerity Corbynomics. He hasn’t been given a formal role within Team Corbyn but it woudl surprise no one if he had been angling for one.

43. (NEW) John Cryer
Chair of the Parliamentary Labour Party
John Cryer has the mother of all tasks in preventing all out civil war within the parliamentary party and his diplomatic skills are likely to be tested to the full, especially if Labour does badly in the various elections next May.

44. (NEW) John Woodcock
Chairman of Progress
Far from retreating into their Blairite blunker, Progress have come out fighting under the leadership of John Woodcock
45. (-22) Michael Dugher
Shadow Culture, Media & Sport Secretary
Some were surprised that Michael Dugher accepted a demotion to shadow the culture brief, but he’s valuable to the Corbyn leadership as a semi trained Borwnite attack dog. He knows where bodies are buried and from time to time is quite willing to exhume them.

46. (-26) Tony Blair
Former Prime Minister
His influence may be on the decline, and some might imagine that he will disappear off next year’s list altogether, but whenever he makes any public utterance people do sit up and take notice. They might think he’s mad or a war criminal, but no one ignores him.

47. (+18) Liz Kendall
Former leadership candidate
She is now the undisputed leader of the Blairite right and showed a lot of courage in putting herself forward the leadership so early. Her campaign was mixed to say the least, but she won a lot of friends and made few enemies.

48. (-39) Rachel Reeves
Former Shadow Work & Pensions Secretary
Another of Labour’s lost generation who refuse to serve under Jeremy Corbyn. She’s a real loss to the frontbench, but she now has an opportunity to make her mark across all areas of policy.

49. (+14) Luciana Berger
Shadow Mental Health Minister
An impressive performer, she is the only jewish member of Jeremy Corbyn’s shadow team. She is therefore likely to come under the spotlight more than her portfolio might normally allow.

50. (+35) Lucy Powell
Shadow Education Secretary
Having been an excellent shadow childcare minister Lucy Powell had, shall we say, a less than happy experience as deputy campaign manager of Labour’s general election campaign. In fact, it was disastrous. This new job will make her or break her.

51. (+19) Dan Jarvis
Labour MP for Barnsley
Labour’s lost leader. Had he run for leader this time he may have made a much bigger impression than the three candidates who lost. His reluctance to serve under Jeremy Corbyn may position him well for any ensuing contest.

52. (+3) Caroline Lucas
Green MP for Brighton Pavilion
Lucas did well not only to retain her seat but to massively increase her majority. She has clearly become frustrated by Natalie Bennett’s leadership, or lack of it, and it’s possible that by the time 2020 comes around she will be back in the leadership.

53. (NEW) Annaliese Midgley
Deputy Chief of Staff to Jeremy Corbyn
Some might say her previous position at UNITE gave her more influence than her new job, but we would beg to differ. She could become a leading player if things work out right for her.

54. (-30) Tristram Hunt
Former Shadow Education Secretary
The next twelve months will determine whether Hunt can skilfully lead the anti-Corbyn forces in the Labour Party. If he doesn’t he may well drop out of this list next year, and who knows, even decide to stand down from parliament and go back to academia and books. Who could blame him?

55. (NEW) Jim Kennedy
Chairman of Labour’s NEC
The man who announced Jeremy Corbyn’s victory, his position confers influence over the voluntary party. But can he unite the different factions on the NEC and present a united front?

56. (NEW) Mhaira Black
SNP MP for Paisley & Renfrewshire South
Can Black live up to her maiden speech? She could play a massive part in Scotland’s political future over the next forty or fifty years. A lot of eyes are on her.

57. (+10) Jason Cowley
Editor, New Statesman
Cowley has been considered more of a literary specialist than a political one, but his skilful steering of the New Statesman has resulted in the magazine and its website becoming a required political read across the spectrum.

58. (-13) Helen Lewis
Deputy Editor, New Statesman
Lewis’s profile is graducally on the rise and she is considered one of the more balanced and thoughtful commentators on the centre left.

59. (NEW) Jenny Formby
Political Director, UNITE
It could be argued that Jenny Formby is of even more significance than her general secretary given that she can fund political campaigns across the spectrum and influence candidate selections. Commentators will be looking for early signs of Unite-inspired defections.

60. (NEW) Katherine Viner
Editor, The Guardian
Given that with the exceptions of Owen Jones and Seaumas Milne most of the Guardian’s writers are way to the right of Corbyn & McDonnell it will be interesting to see how the Guardian’s new editor steers her newspaper through some choppy political waters.

61. (NEW) Jon Lansman
Editor, Left Futures
Commonly known as Jeremy Corbyn’s conscience. Unlikely to be awarded a formal role, his job will to try to keep Corbyn to his left wing roots.

62. (NEW) John Swinney
SNP Deputy First Minister of Scotland
Swinney has bounced back role following his lacklustre period as leader. Like his leader he has a well developed sense of humour and provides the ballast in the SNP’s Edinburgh leadership.

63. (NEW) Angus Robertson
Leader of the SNP in Westminster
Each week he has two questions to David Cameron at PMQs. So far he hasn’t made a huge impact in this role, but as leader of the SNP in Westminster his influence can only grow.

64. (+11) Lord David Sainsbury
Philanthropist & Labour donor
A man totally out of sync with the current Labour Party it’s unimaginable he will continue to donate to the national party. Instead, he will concentrate his munificence on Progress and the In campaign.

65. (-6) Kevin Maguire
Assistant Editor, Daily Mirror
Having grown thoroughly disillusioned with Team Miliband it will be interesting to see how Maguire adapts to the Corbyn leadership.

66. (-36) Keith Vaz
Chairman, Home Affairs Select Committee
Rarely off the airwaves, Vaz won his select committee chairmanship re-election with ease and will continue to be one of Labour’s most visible faces and recognisable voices on the media.

67. (-45) Jon Cruddas
Labour MP for Dagenham
A seemingly permanent ‘nearly man’ who always seems reluctant to take on any position of responsibility. He’ll need to buck up his ideas if he to be on this list next year.

68. (NEW) Luke Akehurst
Secretary, Labour First
One of the most talented Labour people never to have become MP. His Labour First group is gaining in influence and he may be a key figure in uniting the right of the party.

69. (+24) Chris Bryant
Shadow Leader of the House of Commons
A great survivor, if Chris Bryant could learn to tape up his mouth from time to time he would be a serious player. There’s a deeply serious politician inside a brain that too often looks for the one liner.

70. (-12) Mark Serwotka
General Secretary, PCS
A very popular union leader. Serwotka has courageously struggled with his health in recent times but remains one of the most influential people in the trade union movement.

71. (NEW) Mick Cash
General Secretary, RMT
Cash has had a difficult act to follow, but Bob Crow would have been proud of him with the number of strikes the RMT continues to call. Will they now reaffiliate to the Labour Party? That’s a key decision for Cash to consider.

72. (NEW) Kevin Slocombe
Press Secretary to Jeremy Corbyn
Former head of comms at the Communication Workers Union, Slocombe has an unenviable job. His lack of experience with the lobby may be telling, and according to one of our panel his main danger will be becoming the story himself.

73. (NEW) Paul Mason
Economics Editor, Channel Four News
Has had a very good year with Channel Four News bringing his unqiue brand of economics commentary to a new audience. A journalist, who, while clearly on the left, manages to engage with people across the spectrum.

74. (-23) Simon Danczuk
Labour MP for Rochdale
One of Labour’s most high profile backbenchers and a leading campaigner against child abuse. Annoys some of his colleagues and Labour members with his willingness to speak his mind, often against party policy.

75. (-7) Alan Johnson
Former Home Secretary
The best leader Labour never had? Sadly for Labour his time has been and gone, but he remains in this list as he will be chairing Labour’s ‘In’ campaign in the euro-referendum.

76. (-4) Richard Leese
Leader of Manchester City Council
A shoo-in as Labour candidate for mayor of Manchester, assuming he actually wants the job. One of the few local government leaders with a profile.

77. (-) John Mills
Chairman of JML & party donor
Mills will be a key player in the Euro referendum debate. Contrary to reports he has not ruled out donating to Labour under Corbyn, but it’s clear he is unhappy with the direction the party has taken.

78. (NEW) Lloyd Embley
Editor, Daily Mirror
The Mirror is experiencing something of a renaissence, even if the circulation figures might not reflect it. It is now in a position to influence Labour in a way that was impossible under Blair and Brown.

79. (NEW) Matt Wrack
General Secretary, FBU
Wrack has provided good leadership to his members in the dispute with the government over pay, conditions and pensions, and unusually, he’s got the public on his side.

80. (-33) George Galloway
Respect London mayoral candidate
Galloway’s profile remains high and he has returned to the airwaves on LBC with some cover work. Is his aim now to rejoin the Labour Party, and if so, will he withdraw from the London mayoral race? It can’t be ruled out.

81. (NEW) Baroness Angela Smith
Labour leader in the House of Lords
The role of Labour leader in the House of Lords will be crucial in the parliament and Smith is likely to forge many alliances with the LibDem group and crossbench peers in order to inflict embarrassing defeats on the government.

82. (-23) Jonathan Ashworth
Shadow Minister without portfolio & NEC member
Without a proper policy portfolio, Ashworth is likely to take on the role as Minister for the Today Programme and take over the mantle of ‘attack dog’.

83. (NEW) Pat McFadden
Shadow Europe Minister
The consensual McFadden will do well to keep labour united on Europe, and it’s rumoured he negotiated a hard bargain with Jeremy Corbyn before accepting the job.

84. (NEW) Vernon Coaker
Shadow Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
As Yvette Cooper’s representative on earth, many were surprised when Coaker accepted a shadow cabinet demotion from defence. But he’s nothing if not a loyal Labour party trooper.

85. (NEW) Will Straw
Executive Director, In Campaign
Straw has bounced back from his election defeat in Rossendale & Darwen and will have a high profile over the coming two years leading the In Campaign in the runup to the Euro-referendum.

86. (-33) Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
_Columnist, The Independent
A surprising drop by our panel considering she’s had two books out this year, both of which have received critical acclaim. Always feisty, never knowingly uncontroversial, she remains a marmite character for people across the political spectrum.

87. (NEW) Sian Berry
Green Party London mayoral candidate
She will hope to improve on her performance as mayoral candidate in 2008, when she got only 3.15% of first preferences, but how far will the London green cause be hit by former green voters who defect to Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour?

88. (-55) Nick Pearce
Director, IPPR
The IPPR has been seen as Labour’s think tank, but will their pseudo-Blairite stance count against them with the new regime?

89. (NEW) Clive Lewis
Labour MP for Norwich South
Articulate and eloquent, Lewis is seen as one of the left’s bright hopes for the future. An ex soldier who served in Afghanistan it’s rumoured he turned down the role of Shadow Defence Secretary.

90. (-4) Natalie Bennett
Leader, Green Party
Bennett survived a rather trying election campaign and unlike most party leaders survived to fight another day, but there’s little doubt that green knives are out for her.

91. (NEW) Wes Streeting
Labour MP for Ilford North
Without doubt one of the stars of Labour’s 2015 intake of young MPs. Although he supported Liz Kendall, he is popular across the party and will play a big part in its future.

92. (NEW) Neil Kinnock
Former Leader of the Labour Party
Regarded with affection across the Labour Party, Neil Kinnock has taken on the role of a wise old father figure to Labour politicians from all wings.

93. (+5) Humza Yousaf
SNP Minister for External Affairs
One of the most telegenic of the SNP’s new generation, he is a future leader of the SNP without a shadow of a doubt.

94. (NEW) Jess Phillips
Labour MP for Birmingham Yardley
Anyone who has the balls to tell Diane Abbott to ‘fuck off’ in a PLP meeting deserves to make this list. Phillips is going to be one of the characters of the new Parliament.

95. (NEW) Stuart Hosie
Deputy Leader of the SNP in Westminster
One of the few leading SNP politicians with a well developed sense of humour, the SNP would be wise to use him more on UK-wide media.

96. (NEW) Sir Keir Starmer
Labour MP for Holborn & St Pancras
The most political DPP in a generation, he is tipped for great things in politics, and may well rise to the top if he can keep his giant ego in check.

97. (NEW) Stephen Bush
_Editor of the New Statesman ‘Staggers’ blog
One of the rising stars of a new generation of journalists on the left, he was one of the few to predict the course of the leadership election.

98. (NEW) Jim McMahon
Labour leader on the LGA
Labour has ignored local government leaders for years. McMahon’s task is to change that and influence the party’s policy review.

99. (+1) Leanne Wood
Leader of Plaid Cymru
The election debates gave Wood a recognition boost, but her true test comes next May. Can Plaid break through in the way the SNP have in Scotland? Unlikely, but with the current state of politics anything is possible.

100. (NEW) Ben Chacko
Editor, Morning Star
The grungy looking editor of the Communist daily has kept it afloat and Jeremy Corbyn’s election as Labour leader has given the paper a circulation boost, but will it last?

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Book Review: Roy Jenkins - A Well Rounded Life by John Campbell

27 Sep 2015 at 23:47

It’s taken me several months to read this magnificent authorised biography of Roy Jenkins. I thought I knew all there was to know about the man whose tenure as Home Secretary heralded the so-called ‘permissive society’ and went on to lead the SDP, but I was wrong. My bedtimes are no longer things I look forward to as much, now I have completed this wonderful journey which lasted 750 pages. Some say it’s not worth publishing books of that length any longer, as we all have the attention span of a flea. How very wrong. This book has something to savour on virtually every page, whether John Campbell is relating a childhood take or yet another falling out with Dr David Owen.

John Campbell has written biographies of Ted Heath and Margaret Thatcher, but neither of those touches the quality of his latest tome. He is clearly an admirer of Jenkins, but a not uncritical one, as the chapters on the SDP illustrate. He brings his subject to life in a way few would have thought possible, and doesn’t hesitate to include passages which Jenkins, were he still alive, would have found acutely embarrassing.

Like most others I was quite shocked at the extent of Jenkins’ philandering, which he clearly thought quite normal. It makes one wonder how it was kept out of the press, as it was clearly known to many at the time. His wife, Jennifer, seemed to accept it or if she didn’t she treated it with some degree of resignation. It’s not even in the category of ‘what the eye doesn’t see won’t hurt you’. Some of his various conquests even joined the Jenkins’ for regular dinners. Caroline Gilmour, wife of Iain, seems to have been ‘the one’ Jenkins was truly in love with. Even this didn’t phase the ever tolerant Jennifer, who seemed to adopt the line of ‘great men have needs’…

No book is perfect, but this one comes pretty close. I suppose we could have done without the constant references to the details of the numerous book review Jenkins wrote, and a tighter edit could have reduced the page count by 100 pages possibly, but that is to carp unnecessarily.

I don’t know how many copies this book has sold. I suspect not what it should have done, but it ought to go down in the pantheons of political biography as one of the very best. Whoever John Campbell chooses as his next subject will be very lucky indeed.



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ConHome Diary: The Truth About Me, Michael Ashcroft, Isabel Oakeshott & THAT Book!

25 Sep 2015 at 09:45

Well, this week certainly has not been dull. And as with any roller coaster ride, it’s had its highs, its lows, and I’m still a bit dazed. I published and was then damned!

Some of you will say, “serves you right, you shouldn’t publish books that question anything about David Cameron or his government”. To that, I say ‘bollocks’.

I run a non-partisan publishing company which publishes current affairs books across the political spectrum. This week I’ve been accused of being a Tory lackey and at the same time totally disloyal for publishing a biography of the prime minister which dares to offer the odd criticism and private revelation.

I got a bit annoyed on Sunday night when I realised that neither the Sky News or BBC newspaper reviews were covering the Daily Mail’s front page with the first extracts from CALL ME DAVE. They always get frit when faced with a contentious story like so-called ‘piggate’. The lawyers go into a frenzy and the editors will always play safe. It’s a shame that the paper reviewers on the two channels didn’t question it. It’s happened to me before and on one occasion I told the producer that we were supposed to be previewing ALL the papers and if we weren’t allowed to even mention a particular story I’d refuse to go on altogether.

I don’t like being censored. And this comes to the crux of the matter on whether the ‘piggate’ story – an anecdote in CALL ME DAVE that caused such a global sensation it almost broke the internet – should have been printed at all. I am still in no doubt it was right to keep it in the book. Whether it would have made the credibility threshold for a newspaper is a side-issue. This is a book, not a newspaper. When I first read it in the manuscript I certainly noticed it was only single-sourced, but the authors were entirely upfront about that. Contrary to much of the sloppy reporting of the story, it was never presented as fact. I was comfortable with the way it was written up and, more to the point, so were the lawyers.
What would the reaction have been had I insisted it were taken out? Had anyone found out, I’d have been accused of censoring something and protecting my so-called ‘Tory mates’. You’d think from the reaction, that Michael and Isabel, aided and abetted by me, had accused the prime minister of murder, or something. It is no more than a tale of student high jinxs, and the authors leave readers to judge for themselves whether it happened or not.

The sight of a former News of the World political editor getting on his high horse amused me greatly. Look in the bloody mirror, mate. The irony seemed to be lost on him.
And you see, I am a great believer that a publisher’s role is to publish, not write the books. I have published many books which say all sorts of things I disagree with, even loathe and abhor. But I am a publisher not a censor.

If something is libellous I will intervene. If I think a fact is wrong, I’ll question it. If I genuinely think something has been misinterpreted, again, I will question an author about it. But a biography has to be a full account of someone’s life, warts and all. That’s what CALL ME DAVE is. The fact that the Daily Mail has chosen to publish more or less only the critical bits is not something I or Michael Ashcroft or Isabel Oakeshott have control of.

This book is a serious work. It is certainly far more than its serializable parts, as those who bother to read the whole 600 pages will no doubt confirm. I guarantee now that several of the reviews will commence with words like these: “I was expecting this book to be full of tabloid trash. Yes, the bits in the Daily Mail are in the book, but it’s a really balanced account of the prime minister’s life.” That’s certainly what the reviews ought to say.
The other thing that has royally pissed me off this week is that this is some sort of vanity publishing exercise subsidised by Michael Ashcroft. Let me lay that one to rest too. Michael has exactly the same terms as any other of our authors. Same royalties. Same terms and conditions. There has been no subsidy to Biteback Publishing. Not a penny. The only difference is that he is giving his royalties to military charities.

Some people have even been to look at our Companies House accounts and, shock horror, discovered that in our first few years we made financial losses. Name me a publishing company that hasn’t. This, apparently, was further evidence that we were just an Ashcroft toy, given that he has invested a seven figure sum in the company. What a pity these people have no idea how business works. This money is not a gift. It is not a subsidy, it is an investment which he expects to recoup. It is now close on two and a half years since he put a penny into Biteback. We were profitable in the last financial year, and we will be in this one too. Michael Ashcroft has got where he is today, not by being a charity, but by investing in businesses he thinks have a good chance of making a profit. I like to think that we are repaying that faith.

Michael is a perfect investor. On not a single occasion has he sought to either influence the direction of the business or dictate whether I publish a book or not. Never have I even consulted him over whether I should commission a book. Indeed, I’ve on several occasions published books by his sworn enemies – Denis MacShane’s ‘Prison Diaries’ being one. The only occasion I can recall when I felt I had to ask his views on something was when Peter Hain and I were being sued by the Attorney General of Northern Ireland. This could have potentially cost the company a lot of money and ended up with Peter and me in prison. While the prospect of visiting us in the Maze amused him no end, he had no hesitation in endorsing my strategy to fight this outrageous case, and in the end we won.

I realise that people have a certain view of how business operates and how a relationship between a businessman and someone like me must operate. As ever, the truth is stranger than fiction. I’m sure people imagine he pulls my every string, with me performing the role of a puppy dog puppet. These people don’t know me very well, and they don’t know Michael.
The first time I met Michael was back in 2003 when he had written a book, DIRTY POLITICS, DIRTY TIMES, on his battles with The Times newspaper. He called me in to read the manuscript and ask what I thought. I was locked in his boardroom for two hours. “Jesus, I thought, what am I going to say if I think it’s total crap?” It wasn’t, but if it had been I’d have told him. When I had finished reading it he asked for my comments. “Two thing,” I said. The first was a minor detail but then I said: “The bit about Tom Baldwin taking cocaine… Your lawyers will tell you to take it out. If you do, you’re not the man I think you are.” He looked me straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “I think you and I are going to get along Mr Dale.” And we have. Famously.
As a publisher I don’t normally give details of print runs for books that I publish, partly because it’s a mug’s game. You never get it right and you virtually always print too many or too few. But in the case of CALL ME DAVE, I’m going to make an exception and give a big ‘fuck you’ gesture with my middle finger to all those who wittered on Twitter about it being in the remainder bins on Day One. Most political biographies do well if they sell 5,000 copies. Some, whisper it, don’t even make it into four figures. But I knew with a serialisation in the Mail, this book was destined to do somewhat better. Our biggest selling book to date was Damian McBride’s. We did an initial print run on that of 5,000 copies but had to reprint on the day of publication such was the demand. In the end it has sold around 24,000 copies in hardback, paperback and eBook. Anyway, back to CALL ME DAVE. My initial intention was to print 6,000 copies and see how it went. But on the first day of the Mail serialisation I doubled it to 12,000. Over the week the orders from bookshops and other outlets (including one major supermarket chain) have flooded in – and I mean, flooded – with the result that on Wednesday morning I counted up the pre-orders which totalled a massive 33,000. So I took a deep breath and told my colleagues to order an initial print run of 35,000. That’s three and a half times more than our previous biggest print run for a book. I don’t believe for a minute all will be sold because all books are subjected to a rate of returns, but 10,000 of these are firm sale, so that’s not a bad start.

An early sign of whether a book is going to do well is to look at the Amazon sales rankings. It’s actually quite rare for any political book to make it into the Amazon Top 100, let alone the top 20. By Tuesday morning the book was at Number 12. This is competing with bestselling novels and cookbooks. Biteback has only twice had books in the top 20 before. Anthony Seldon’s officially approved CAMERON AT TEN peaked, I believe at around 92. Hey ho. Amazon use algorithms to guess how many they’re going to sell of a book pre-publication. Sometimes it panics me because they order huge amounts, and I think to myself “they’ll never sell that many.” But they do. So that’s another 4,000 sold then…
One other amusement for me were the tweets that reckoned I was only publishing this book because I once worked for David Davis and I loathed David Cameron. Oh dear. I’ve never once published a book because of any supposed political agenda I might have. I have no agenda whatsoever with this book except for it to sell as many copies as possible – just like any other book.

David Cameron came up to North Norfolk for a day when I was a candidate there. We maintained good relations during the leadership contest. If we’re in the same room we always have a very jovial chat. Four years ago he rang me to ask if I would go and speak to his patrons club. He rang me the next morning and we had a twenty minute chat. The thought that he and I are enemies is laughable. I am sure there are people in Number Ten who are not exactly gruntled at the events of this week, but I would be very surprised if they, or the prime minister broke off diplomatic relations. They’re bigger than that.



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LibDem Politics

The Top 50 Liberal Democrats 2015

22 Sep 2015 at 14:04

Each year I convene three panels to compile lists of the Top 50 Liberal Democrats, the Top 100 People on the Left and the Top 100 People on the Right. Each list is published to coincide with the three party conferences. This is the eighth year I’ve been doing this, and a cursory look down the lists for 2007 shows how politics changes so quickly.

There are 19 new entries in this year’s Liberal Democrat list, many of them close allies of the new party leader Tim Farron. The LibDem wipeout in May made this almost inevitable, although the changes are largely due to former MPs dropping off the list altogether rather than an amazng amount of new talent forcing its way onto the list.

Nick Clegg has only dropped three places, which may come as a bit of a surprise, but this list is all about influence, and it cannot be denied that Clegg will have an enduring influence over the LibDems, but also in the country. He’s a bit like John Major in that he rations his public pronouncements so everyone pays attention when he decides to hold forth.

One of the big risers in this list is the leader of the Welsh LibDems, Kirsty Williams. The deputy leadership of the party was offered to her but she decided to concentrate on fighting the 2016 Welsh Assembly elections. Even if those don’t go well, and they probably won’t, she’s one of the next generation of LibDem stars.

Many of the LibDem old guard are on the decline. Paddy Ashdown, for instance, has to fall this year even though he remains immensely popular. Vince Cable seems to have opted out of frontline politics and to have become a commentator, while Danny Alexander plummets 36 places and appears to have completely disappeared from view.

Tim Farron’s challenge is to ensure that this time next year I still think it is worthwhile compiling a list of the Top 50 Liberal Democrats, because in all honesty you have to wonder if, after the May local, Welsh, Scottish and London mayoral elections, they will be in any way electorally relevant.

1. (+4) Tim Farron
Leader of the Liberal Democrats
Leader of the Liberal Democrats. It’s his job to lead them back from eight MPs to the position they were in 2010.

2. (+28) Sal Brinton
President of the Liberal Democrats

3. (+5) Norman Lamb
Health Spokesman
The Health Spokesman lost to Tim Farron in the leadership election, but still has a lot to offer the party.

4. (-3) Nick Clegg
Former Leader of the Liberal Democrats
The former Leader of the Liberal Democrats may not be Deputy Prime Minister any more, but he’s still an MP and a powerful voice behind the scenes.

5. (+20) Jim Wallace
Liberal Democrat leader in the House of Lords
A key party powerbroker and given the strength of the LibDems in the Lords, he could, it may be argued, be the most powerful LibDem politician in the land nowadays.

6. (+15) Kirsty Williams
Leader of the Welsh Liberal Democrats
Hugely impressive, she is said to have turned down the chance to be the party’s new deputy leader. Will she stand for Westminster in 2020?

7. (+22) Willie Rennie
_Leader of the Scottish Liberal Democrats
Rennie has a thankless jb and must be dreading the 2016 Scottish Parliament elections. The LibDems face wipeout.

8. (NEW) Greg Mulholland
Chair of the Parliamentary Campaigns Team
Highest new entry, and one of only 8 LibDem MPs. A key early supporter of Tim Farron and very much in the same mould.

9. (-2) Lynne Featherstone
Lib Dem Peer-nominee & Spokesperson on Energy & Climate Change
Popular with activists, a stellar record as a minister on issues like gay marriage and FGM. Not sure the DECC portfolio will be a natural home for her, though.

10. (NEW) Ben Rich
Interim Chief of Staff to Tim Farron, Farron leadership campaign director
Will play a key role as Tim Farron’s closest adviser. He has the ability to tell Farron when he’s being a bit of a dick. His organisational abilities will be key.

11. (NEW) Jo Foster
Former special adviser to Nick Clegg, key role in Farron leadership campaign
Jo Foster is another close friend of Tim Farron and has in the past served the party well on the communications front. But can she be persuaded to join Team Farron in a permanent capacity?

12. (NEW) James Palumbo
Lib Dem Peer & major donor
Palumbo’s influence and personality have become every more important. He is one of the few donors to remain true to the LibDems. When he calls LibDems pick up the phone very quickly.

13. (+9) Lord Newby
Lib Dem Chief Whip in the House of Lords
Newby is the power behind Jim Wallace’s throne in the House of Lords.

14. (+26) Caroline Pidgeon AM
Lib Dem candidate for Mayor of London
Bright, funny, sassy, intelligent, she is by far the best candidate for London mayor the LibDems have ever had. But she’s in for a tonking and knows it.

15. (+24) Tom Brake
Lib Dem Chief Whip
It comes to something when the LibDem Commons chief whip is rated as less important than the one in the Lords. Brake is popular in the party, if somewhat charismatically challenged.

16. (NEW) Baroness Kate Parminter
Lib Dem Deputy Leader in the Lords
One half of a LibDem power couple (married to Clegg donor/adviser Neil Sherlock) she is a popular member of the LibDem House of Lords leadership team. She also shadows DEFRA.

17. (+10) Baroness Susan Kramer
Lib Dem Peer & Economics Spokesman
Was seen as a good minister at the Department of Transport and will have a high profile in her new economics portfolio. Her public persona belies and wickedly cheeky sense of humour.

18. (-15) Paddy Ashdown
Former Lib Dem leader
Ashdown took one for the team by taking on the role in the last parliament as director of the LibDem general election campaign, where he proved a great leader of the troops. He will never entirely take a back seat, but is likely to speak out more on world affairs.

19. (-8) Sir Vincent Cable
Former Lib Dem Business Secretary
Whither Vince? He refused a peerage so people are asking what level of involvement will he continue to have. Could play a major role in realigning the left, as a bridge between LibDems and moderate Labour supporters.

20. (+6) Duncan Brack
Vice Chair Lib Dem Policy Committee, role in Farron leadership campaign
A popular LibDem backroom boy, who would make a great addition to the LibDem benches in the Lords. A former SPAD to Chris Huhne, he is an original thinker whose talents needs to be used to best effect.

21. (NEW) Catherine Bearder
Member of the European Parliament

22. (-18) David Laws
Former LibDem Schools Minister

23. (+1) Mark Pack
Editor, LibDem Newswire

24. (NEW) Ros Scott
Lib Dem Peer & former party president

25. (-7) Simon Hughes
Former deputy leader of the Lib Dems

26. (-13) Alastair Carmichael
Former Scottish Secretary, MP for Orkney & Shetland

27. (-18) Jo Swinson
Former Business minister

28. (NEW) Neil Fawcett
_Deputy Chair of Federal Executive, key role in Farron leadership campaign _

29. (NEW) Dorothy Thornhill
LibDem mayor of Watford, new peer

30. (+11) Caron Lindsay
Co-editor of LibDem Voice

31. (-1) Tim Gordon
Chief Executive of the Liberal Democrats

32. (NEW) Lindsay Northover
peer, former DFID minister, spokesperson on International Development

33. (NEW) Hilary Stephenson
Director of Elections

34. (-18) Julian Huppert
Former Lib Dem MP for Cambridge

35. (-25) Ed Davey
Former Secretary of State for Energy & Climate Change

36. (-1) Sir Ming Campbell
_Former leader of the LibDems

37. (-4) Stephen Tall
- Blogger, former Editor, Lib Dem Voice

38. (-36) Danny Alexander
Former Chief Secretary to the Treasury

39. (-33) Jonathan Oates
Former Director of Communications to Nick Clegg, new peer

40. (NEW) John Pugh
MP for Southport, Education spokesperson

41. (NEW) Austin Rathe
Head of Membership Services, Lib Dem HQ

42. (NEW) Mark Williams
_Lib Dems’ only Welsh MP, vice-chairman of the parliamentary campaigns team

43. (NEW) Jane Bonham-Carter
LibDem Culture Spokeswoman in the House of Lords

44. (NEW) James Gurling
Chair, Campaigns and Communications Committee

45. (-11) Gerald Vernon-Jackson
Head of the LibDems on the LGA

46. (NEW) Sarah Ludford
LibDem Peer, former MEP

47. (NEW) David Howarth
Former MP for Cambridge, role in Farron leadership campaign

48. (-3) Maajid Nawaz
Director of the Quilliam Foundation, former LibDem PPC

49. (-) Keith House
Leader, Eastleigh Council

50. (NEW) Merel Hussein-Ece
Lib Dem peer, spokesperson on equalities



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It Shouldn't Happen to a Radio Presenter 37: Six Years on LBC - But It's Not About Me...

20 Sep 2015 at 17:22

Six years ago this week I broadcast my first show on LBC. Five years ago today I started my first daily show. It’s the most wonderful privilege and the best job I have ever had, in part due to the the people I work with but mainly due to the people who take the time to call in and have a bit of a chat with me. Some make me laugh, some teach me things, some make me angry, some make me cry. There is literally never a dull moment.

Thanks to Jonathan Richards​ and Richard Park for giving me the opportunity in the first place and seeing the potential in me that no one else had. Thanks to James Rea​ for sticking with me and promoting me first to the Sunday morning show and then to Drive, and then giving me the opportunity to present some fantastic OBs and one off specials. James has taken LBC to a place I suspect few thought possible a few years ago. We’ve gone national, have 1.5 million listeners and are now heading for two million.

But it’s the people behind the glass who have made me what I am, especially Matt Harris, who was my first ever producer and then was reunited with me when I moved to Drive. He’s a rare talent and I am so lucky to work with him. He has a first rate political brain and if I ask an incisive question in an interview which skewers a politician, the odds are that he whispered it in my ear. He more than anyone has moulded me into the broadcaster I am today. Yes, it’s his fault.

Jagruti Dave​ and Axel Kacoutié​ form the rest of our current Drive team, and it really is that – a team. They are two very special people. Laura Marshall​ is someone I still miss, and was with me in the final year of the evening show and the first year on Drive and she knew exactly what made me tick. We had quite a few tears together on the evening show, but in a good way! The incomparable Louise Birt​ and Carl McQueen​ were the driving forces behind the Sunday show, and Carl also produced the evening show in the early days. We had a lot of fun. Louise taught me a huge amount about using my voice and I still remember her behind the glass screaming at me just as I was about to go on air; “Remember, BIG BOLLOCKS”! It always worked. Rebekah Walker​ and Caroline Allen​ were also with me on the evening show for all too short a time in each case and they were a pleasure to work with.

Then there are others behind the scenes that few know about. Chris Lowrie​ did my first audition and has always taken a real interest in developing me as a broadcaster and been a massive support. He’s leaving LBC after 27 years in October. Everyone will miss him, as he’s such an enthusiast for all that we do, and makes great imaging!

We’re now far more than just a radio station nowadays and many of our shows are made into TV shows now that we have an all singing and all dancing multimedia studio. Adrian Sherling​ and Neil Brennan​ have transformed our online offerings and they are brilliant at ‘marketing’ my show’s wares on social media, assuming I give them the ammunition in the first place!

The other great thing about working at somewhere like LBC is that you meet and get to work with a lot of rising talent. It doesn’t get much better than having a reporting team with people like Tom Swarbrick​ (who has lost count of the awards he has won!) our political editor Theo Usherwood and Drivetime reporter Simon Conway​, who tomorrow starts a new role on the new Radio X.

I know this is becoming a bit of roll call, but when I think about it, there are so many important parts to what we do. The Global radio newsroom team, led by the lovely Vicky Etchells​, and our regional teams led by John Cushing provide an excellent service, and for many of our listeners the most important person on the station is Jay-Louise Grover​ (Knight) or Christopher Golds​. And they wouldn’t be wrong!

I say all this because most people don’t understand what goes into making three hours of radio every day. All they hear is the voice behind the microphone and they judge everything on that. It’s the person behind that voice who gets all the plaudits or wins the awards yet it’s the people behind the scenes who often cop the flak if something goes wrong.

So, six years and counting. I’ve got a long way to catch up with James O’Brien and Nick Ferrarri, but if I am still on air on LBC in another six years’ time, I shall be absolutely delighted!



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Attitude Column: Why Nightclubs Are Closing

20 Sep 2015 at 09:31

I’ve never been a great frequenter of bars or nightclubs, gay or otherwise. I don’t know what it is about nightclubs but I can’t actually think of a visit to one I have enjoyed. Don’t get me wrong, I like to strut my funky stuff (oh yeah) with the best of them, but spending an evening with hundreds of other people without being able to talk to them because of the noise is not my idea of fun.

I don’t, and never have had, the body to take my shirt off in public, and that now seems almost obligatory in some gay dance establishments, so spending a few hours ogling others while keeping firmly fully clothed is something I’d rather not do. There are websites for that kind of entertainment. And then you get charged an entrance fee and for the pleasure you get treated like a piece of meat by the security, before you’re then fleeced by the pretty boy bar staff who charge you the price of a bottle of vodka for a shot. OK, I exaggerate to make a point.

So when I read that over the last ten years half of UK nightclubs – gay and straight – have shut their doors, I can’t say I’m that surprised. But it’s not just down to footfall declining, it’s the fact that business rates have crippled them. Exorbitant rents have in many cases doubled as greedy landlords try to extort every last penny out of businesses that are on their knees. More and more duties and costs are imposed on nightclubs and bars by local authorities who seek to absolve themselves of any kind of responsibility for anything in local areas.
Nightclubs have always been shaky business prospects financially, and it’s a small minority that survive in the long term and survive the fickle tastes of the twinky British public. One year and nightclub is the big ‘in’ thing. Crowds of people queue to get through its doors, and then the next year, for no discernible reason the very same establishment falls out of favour and it’s the new nightclub on the block that is attracting the custom. It’s always been that way, I suppose. You’re either ‘in’ with the ‘in’ crowd or you’re not.

In London the problem has been highlighted by the closure of several long established gay venues – not just nightclubs but several popular bars too. Brighton and Manchester have also faced similar issues, but it is in London where the issue is coming to a head. Earlier this year the New Statesman reported the closure of a dozen gay venues including The Coleherne, the Man Bar and most famous of all, Madam JoJos, which had been going for 50 years. Now some of these 12 will have closed because they were frankly rather shit and hadn’t kept up with the times, but others have been forced out due to the attitudes of rapacious landlords who want to sell the freehold to a building or redevelop it. The future of the iconic Royal Vauxhall Tavern is now under threat because the freehold ownership has changed. But this isn’t just happening in central London. The George & Dragon bar in Greenwich is also under threat because of a rent hike. It’s happening everywhere.

But there is another reason why gay bars and nightclubs are finding footfall reducing. Back in the 1980s and 1990s, gay bars were really the only safe places gay men could meet to find love, or, whisper it, sex. If you didn’t fancy a visit to your local public toilets or cruising ground, it was actually quite difficult to meet other guys to get up to what guys like to get up to. Gaydar, Grindr and the rest have totally changed that. No longer do you have to dress up, boogie to Kylie or waste extortionate amounts of money bribing someone to sleep with you by buying them a Pernod & Black, you just flip open your phone, and there it is. Sex (and sometimes even love) on offer.

Make no mistake, this trend will be difficult to reverse, but in the end it’s up to nightclubs and bars to come up with an ‘offer’ that attracts new custom.

This article first appeard in the October issue of Attitude Magazine


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ConHome Diary: Have the Corbyistas Learnt From the Cybernats?

18 Sep 2015 at 17:33

I really think some politicians are injected with some sort of serum before they go on the broadcast media, and that this serum turns normally sparkling, interesting people into complete drones whose only thought is to bore us to death about the long term economic plan and hard-working people. Step forward Priti Patel, who is an unusually rabid addict of this serum. I’ve interviewed her seven or eight times, I suppose, and on each occasion I end the interview wanting to slit my wrists. If I feel like that, God only knows what the listener thinks. And so it was on Saturday. She and Michael Fallon were doing the media rounds commenting on Jeremy Corbyn’s victory in the Labour leadership contest, and both had clearly taken a strong injection of the serum. “Britain’s security is in danger,” they chirruped in unison. “So is the security of hard working families.” Oh pass the sick bucket. Both statements might have the benefit of being true, but the timing was all wrong. They should have shown a generosity of spirit like the Prime Minister did at PMQs and congratulated him and saying that while there were major divides between a Corbyn-led Labour Party and themselves this was not the time to air them. This was Corbyn’s moment and he should enjoy it. They would have got far more kudos from listeners and viewers than coming out with pre-prepared bitchy sounding soundbites. It’s all very well trying to define your opponent from Day One, but doing it in the way they did it made people not only ignore the point they were trying to make, it raised the spectre of the ‘nasty party’ once more.
Having put the idea of running for the Labour leadership into Jeremy Corbyn’s head, it was interesting to see him adopting an LBC radio phone-in format for his first PMQs. But it kind of worked for him. Having endured a torrid time, largely of his own making, at the hands of a foaming media, it enabled journalists to talk about something other than him not singing the national anthem. The trouble for Labour, was that Corbyn’s new style of PMQs also worked for the Prime Minister. It made it easier for him. With Corbyn asking six different questions, it means there were no follow-ups and no forensic interrogation. I suspect Corbyn will use this tactic from time to time rather than do it every week.

Blatant book plug coming up: I enjoy talent spotting. I like helping young people fulfil their potential. Sometimes you see someone who you think have the potential to really make it in their given field. Five years ago we took on a young graduate as an intern at Total Politics. He was brilliant. Unfortunately we had no full time role to offer him when he completed his internship. I then advertised for a PA and he applied. Tempted though I was to give him the job I thought he’d get bored and I advised him to look elsewhere. I then recommended him for a job at LBC as an Assistant Producer. He quickly rose through the ranks and was soon on air as one of the reporters. After three years he moved on to ITV News in Scotland, the job he’s still in. Earlier this year he approached me with a book idea. A retrospective on the Scottish referendum plus looking at how it all affected the general election and the SNP landslide. It was a good proposal, but I wondered how such a book would sell outside Scotland. I asked for a sample chapter. It blew me away. He has the writing style of Damian Mcbride, by which I mean the ability to tell a political story in the style of writing a thriller. When I received the full manuscript in late July, I can honestly say it was one of the best I have ever read from a first time author. It is, to coin a new word, unputdownable. The book is called PROJECT FEAR. The author is Joe Pike. I promise you if you buy it, you will love it.
Last year the Cybernats were on the rampage, abusing anyone on social media who had the temerity to criticise the whole notion of Scottish independence. The hard left in England has clearly learned a lot from them. Utter even the mildest criticism of the messiah that is Jeremy Corbyn and expect to experience the wrath of Hades on Twitter. Quote his words and attempt to scrutinise them and you’ll be accused of bullying or being a right-wing stooge. Comment on his appearance, even when you’re only trying to offer some helpful advice, and you’ll be trampled under the weight of a thousand tweets. Host a radio phone-in asking if he should have sung the national anthem and you’re shameful. It’s a sign of things to come. Some of us are not so easily put off though.

Caroline Pidgeon has been selected as the London mayoral candidate for the Liberal Democrats. In case you missed it. Just trying to help.
I’ve never been a great fan of Tony Abbott, but you’d have to have a heart of stone not to feel sorry for him. Like his two predecessors as Prime Minister he’s been unceremoniously dumped by his own party, get this, they did it four days before he would have served long enough in office to become entitled to a lifetime annual pension of $250,000. And what’s more, in his place they’ve elected a man who has already led their party and was an ignominious failure. Malcolm Turnbull may be a man of many talents, but uniting a team is certainly not one of them. He may be marginally more electorally popular than Abbott, but they would have done far better to have gone for the deputy leader and foreign minister Julie Bishop.



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It Shouldn't Happen to a Radio Presenter 36: When a Politician Insists on Sticking to a Script (Yes, You Priti Patel!)

12 Sep 2015 at 18:42

I love interviewing people. I even love interviewing politicians. I usually manage to get them to say interesting things. But there are some politicians who, no matter how hard you try, are always going to stick to a script that has been drilled into them by a party spin doctor. They’ll trot out the usual well worn phrases until you as the interviewer, to say nothing of the listener, are quite prepared to slit your wrists to put yourself out of your misery.

I’ve interviewed Priti Patel on several occasions and each time it’s the same. “Long term economic plan”. “Hardworking people” and countless other approved soundbites. Today i thought it might be different. Silly me. She came on to react to Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership win. Right from the off she was in full soundbite mode. “Puts the security of our country in danger.” “A danger to hard-working people”. And so it went on. She repeated each soundbite at least four times, just to make sure. I could have asked her how her summer holidays had been and she would have told me that Jeremy Corbyn would put the security of hard-working people’s summer holidays in danger. I soon lost the will to live and asked why she hadn’t congratulated Corbyn on his massive win. “It’s not for me to do that, I’m here to talk about the danger of his blah blah blah.” I reminded her that it might be considered good manners. Off she went again. It was as if she had been programmed to say something and she couldn’t possibly deviate from it without getting a bollocking from Number Ten.

In the end she came across as rude and a bit of a clone. When you meet Priti Patel, most people are charmed. She’s funny, got a wicked twinkle in her eye and is very entertaining. But put a microphone in front of her and she becomes a robot politician. And that’s why Number Ten put her up for these interviews, just as they did during the election campaign. They know she can stick to a stick without deviation or hesitation. Mind you, there’s a bit too much repetition!

Anyway, make up your own mind if I have been too tough on Priti. I’d rather not be, as I count her a friend. But I am afraid that when I am doing my job, friendship is left at the studio door.



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