8 Jan 2016 at 13:38
Any words are superfluous. Judge for yourself.
8 Jan 2016 at 13:38
Any words are superfluous. Judge for yourself.
6 Jan 2016 at 20:35
Today we were talking (yet again) about Jeremy Corbyn’s Shadow Cabinet reshuffle. A listener phoned in to tell me how clever he had been, as a Conservative, to vote for Corbyn in the Labour leadership election. I lost my rag a little and told him he was being pathetic. It went downhill from there. In the end he was so flabberghasted that I had taken him on that he went silent and hung up. Not sure he’ll be calling in again, or even listening again. I’m afraid I have absolutely no regrets. The bloke was being a prat and deserved it.
I don’t take callers on like that very often, but sometimes you just have to say what you are thinking and maybe take the consequences. I think the key is to pick your moments appropriately.
4 Jan 2016 at 22:01
My full, ten minute, interview with Simon Danczuk from today’s LBC Drive show. The reaction on Twitter was highly unusual, with both Danzcuk supporters and opponents commending me for the questions I asked. That doesn’t happen very often.
1 Jan 2016 at 17:09
1. Not to buy a new car.
2. Read more for pleasure, rather than because it’s my job.
3. Do more TV.
4. Go abroad more often.
5. Lose another half a stone in weight.
6. Ditch ‘I Want it That Way’ as my Karaoke song and find another one.
7. Start writing a new book… and think of something to write about.
8. Eat fewer biscuits and cakes.
9. Get into fewer rows on Twitter.
10. Visit Berlin. (Admittedly I vowed to do this in 2013…)
31 Dec 2015 at 11:30
This time last year I made my predictions for 2015. I got 8 out of 10 right (see HERE for proof!). Not sure I’ll do as well this year. Here goes…
1. The EU Referendum will be held in July.
2. The ‘Stay’ Campaign will prevail, but by a margin of 55-45 or less.
3. Nigel Farage will not be UKIP leader by the end of 2016.
4. Labour will experience a net loss of council seats in May.
5. Donald Trump will not be the Republican Candidate for President.
6. In terms of seats and/or vote share Labour will come third in the Scottish Parliamentary elections.
7. Arsenal will win the Premier League.
8. Philip Hammond will not be Foreign Secretary by the end of the year.
9. The LibDems are all but wiped out in the GLA, Welsh Assembly & Scottish Parliament elections, retaining less than half of their existing 12 seats in the three bodies.
10. Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull calls an early election and wins an increased majority.
30 Dec 2015 at 12:00
Back in 1998 I started Politico’s Publishing. I made a very big mistake in 2003 by selling it to Methuen. I thought I had taken it as far as I could and the list would benefit from being part of a bigger company. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Within two months I knew I had done the wrong thing and I left the company. The new owners ran it into the ground and within a short time it ceased to exist in any meaningful way. It is now totally defunct. Five years later I started Total Politics Magazine and within a year we had decided to revive the art of political publishing. There was a gap in the market and I decided to fill it. Again. And so Biteback Publishing was formed. Since then we have published nearly 500 books. I don’t know how many we published at Politico’s in the five years I owned it, but it must have been around 100.
So, to get to the point, I’ve had the bright idea of choosing the top 20 books I have ever published. These aren’t necessarily the best selling ones, or even the best, but they are books which I got a huge satisfaction out of publishing and many would not have made it onto the bookshelves without me taking them on, seeing as virtually all the large publishers have dumbed down to such an extent that they ignore political books nowadays…
When I started Biteback in 2009 part of our mission was to become a monopoly political publisher within five years. We may not publish every political book on the market, but we’ve come pretty damned close in a very short time. So here goes (in no particular order).
Power Trip by Damian McBride
Bearing in mind my history with Damian (I was one of those smeared in ‘Smeargate’ in 2009) many thought it was deeply ironic I published Damian’s story. But I chased him for around 18 months before pen was put to paper on the contract. Damian was an absolute model author. He delivered the cleanest manuscript we had ever received. It almost didn’t need an edit. It has so far proved to be our second best selling book ever, selling more than 25,000 copies.
Here Today Gone Tomorrow by John Nott
John Nott hadn’t been seen in politics for more or less twenty years but when he approached me to publish his memoirs I was very keen indeed. He proved to be a difficult negotiator on the contract and I remember spending two hours going through it with him line by line. At the end I said to him: “You do realise I haven’t agreed to a single change, don’t you?” “Yes,” he said, “but it’s been good fun, hasn’t it?” I realised he really missed the cut and thrust of politics and business. It was a very honest book and very odd in some ways in that the first chapter was all about his ancestor taking part in the Afghan Wars of the 19th century, and the last was all about his views on supermarkets. But it sold very well, and despite being a cantankerous old bugger, he was a pleasure to deal with.
Fourth Among Equals by Bill Rodgers
We had a lot of trouble over the title of this book. Bill Rodgers was the least well known of the so-called Gang of Four who launched the SDP, but Bill is a very proud man and took a bit of convincing. It remains one of the best political autobiographies I have ever published and as an author he was a delight to deal with.
Getting out Alive by Roger Mosey
This book was published in July 2015 and I’d class this as one of the most elegantly written books I’ve published. Roger has held virtually every senior post there is to hold at the BBC without actually becoming DG. Given his career path I am astonished that he is one of the nicest people I have ever met. I’d have thought 30 years in the higher echelons in BBC management would have turned him into an egotistical narcissist, but not a bit of it. He hasn’t sought to diss the BBC at all, but despite that this book is a real page turner for anyone who has worked in the media.
Tory Pride & Prejudice by Michael McManus
This history of homosexuality and the Conservative Party remains one of the best books I have published. I wanted to call it QUEER BLUE WATER but Michael wouldn’t have it, and I have a policy of never forcing a title on an author, although this is the closest I have come to it! When I read the manuscript for the first time I rang Michael and told him: “Even if this book never sells a single copy, you should be very proud of writing it.” Its sales figures were very disappointing, but I stick to the view that this book is a fantastic piece of work, which anyone interested in gender politics or the modern history of the Tory Party should read.
Breaking the Code by Gyles Brandreth
I remain of the view that this was the best political book of the 1990s and that’s why I republished it last year in hardback, with a couple of up to date chapters. Even as a £25 hardback reprint it did amazingly well so we then brought out a paperback version this year. Gyles has a brilliant way with words, and these diaries are massively indiscreet and brilliantly written. If you want to understand the Major government, this is a book you simply have to read.
Second Term by Simon Walters
Politico’s Publishing, 2001
I love reading novels with a Westminster based plot, which is why I agreed to publish this book. I don’t really normally publish political fiction because it is a very difficult genre to sell into bookshops and it’s easy to catch a financial cold. But this book was so good – and prophetic as it turned out – I took a big risk with it. In the end it sold out in hardback (2000 copies, which is great for hardback fiction) and Simon went on to get a five figure advance from a publisher which sadly soon went out of business – mainly because they kept paying five figure advances!
You Alone May Live by Mary Blewitt
Back in 2007 I went to Rwanda to report on a Conservative Party social action project. Before I went I met Mary Blewitt, originally from Rwanda but now living in London. Many members of her family had been killed in the 1994 genocide. She accompanied us to Kigali and her story really affected me. In an interview with her we both broke down. Hers was one of the first books I published at Biteback, and although sales were disappointing, her story is incredibly powerful and it is a book I am proud to have published.
When my Husband Does the Dishes by Kerry Sackville
I met Kerry Sackville on a trip to Australia in June 2011 when I interviewed her at 4 in the morning when I was broadcasting my show live back to the UK. She made a real impression on me and her book, which was a bestseller in Australia was brilliantly funny. I signed a two book deal with her, for what was a massive amount of money for us at the time. Sadly neither book did the business for us, but I remain of the view that they deserved to do much better. Somehow the British media just didn’t want to support the book, which is all about the life of a woman with two young children and a husband who does the dishes only when he’s after a bit of rumpy pumpy. One of the lowlights of my publishing career was when Mumsnet demanded £5000 to run an interview with Kerry on their website. They were told where they could stick it.
Prime Minister Portillo & Other Things That Never Happened ed Duncan Brack & Iain Dale
Politico’s Publishing, 2003
I’ve always loved counterfactual history so in 2003 Duncan Brack and I commissioned fifteen or so writers to write a series of essays on political events that might have turned out differently. I wrote the title chapter and wrote it as fiction, rather than an alternate history. The book did reasonably well and it was followed by President Gore and Prime Minister Boris. In mid 2016 we’re publishing Prime Minister Corbyn and Other Things That Never Happened.
Out in the Army by James Wharton
James Wharton was a soldier in the British army, and he was gay. I met James at a function in London and he told me he was writing a book. I was like a rat at a trap and was delighted when he signed up with Biteback. It’s a warts and all story, very moving at very emotional. There’s little doubt that James played a big role in encouraging the upper echelons of the army to think seriously about gay equality and his subsequent celebrity is a mark of the importance of him blazing a trail for others.
Jim Bleat for Prime Minister by Margaret Woodhouse
Politico’s Publishing, 2001
I signed this book up at the 2000 Frankfurt Book Fair from a New Zealand author. She uses the story a sheep to explain politics to young readers. I thought it was a brilliant way of doing it, but sadly British bookshops just couldn’t see it, and nor could schools. We recorded a CD with politicians reading different chapters (including John Redwood, whose ‘baaing’ was magnificent.
Hate by Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins used to a self-confessed racist. He even took part in a violent racist attack. But he then saw the light and renounced his previously held views and became an evangelist for anti-racism views. When he came to see me to suggest the book I was in two minds as to whether it would work, but work it did. His story is very rough and ready. I think in the original manuscript there were 94 ‘fucks’ and 10 ‘cunts’. I insisted they all stayed. Indeed, until I had met Matthew I had never called an author a ‘cunt’ – well not to their faces anyway. His reaction demonstrated to me we were going to get on. And we did. It’s a really important book for anyone wanting to understand and combat racism.
Inside Out by Peter Watt & Isabel Oakeshott
This was the biggest book in terms of serialisation and publicity that Biteback published in its first twelve months. It was a very personal story by the man who Gordon Brown effectively sacked as General Secretary of the Labour Party. It was a very quick turnaround. From the day I first met Peter and Isabel to the day of publication was about eight weeks. I love books for which time is the essence. Secrecy was also very important because we knew that the Brown spin machine would burst into action very quickly. When they eventually found out about the book, the day before the serialisation started, they were completely wrongfooted.
Stand Up for Your Manhood by Peter Lloyd
I’ve always thought it was about time someone wrote a book defending men, masculinity and all that goes with it. This is that book. It’s not an anti-feminist book, and it’s not anti-women but what it is is pro men. It’s also very funny. It looks at all sorts of issues men have to cope with and it’s a book that ought to be required reading for any woman wanting to understand men. But then again, so few do!!! Controversial! Peter Lloyd is now editing a new ‘Male’ section of MailOnline. All power to his elbow!
The Welfare State We’re in by James Bartholomew
Politico’s Publishing, 2004
I commissioned this book in my final days at Politico’s and it remains a book I am really proud to say that without me it probably wouldn’t have seen the light of day. It’s sold very well and we’ve now reissued it at Biteback. To question the very essence of the welfare state is considered almost beyond the pale in this country but in this book James Bartholomew cites the evidence which he says proves that many aspects of the welfare state have merely accentuated society’s problems rather than helped solve them. Whether you agree or disagree with his conclusions no one could deny that this is a hugely important book.
When One Door closes by Peter Sissons
Peter Sissons has always been a bit of a broadcasting hero of mine so when he came to me asking me to publish his memoirs I was very keen. I was even keener after I read the draft manuscript as I knew it would create many waves in the media sector. Peter has had a stellar career as a news reporter and news reader. He also has very strong views about how the news sector works, or often doesn’t. He made some very critical comments about the BBC and how it works, and how its news judgement can be defective and at times biased. He knew he would get it in the neck from liberal traditionalists and sure enough, that’s what happened. But they all knew he was right, even if they couldn’t admit it.
Project Fear by Joe Pike
All publishers dream of discovering talented new authors who are brilliant writers, and I feel this is what has happened with Joe Pike. Joe interned at Total Politics and I then worked with him at LBC. He’s now a reporter with Scottish ITV. He approached me with an idea for a retrospective book on the Scottish referendum. To be honest I wasn’t keen and almost turned it down outright, but in the end I asked him to send a couple of sample chapters. They were brilliant. Joe writes non fiction as if it were dramatic fiction. He really knows how to tell a story and his sources were fabulous. This is without a shadow of a doubt the best book I published in 2015.
Call me Dave by Michael Ashcroft & Isabel Oakeshott
For reasons I needn’t explain, this book attracted more publicity and sales than any other in my 17 years of publishing. The four weeks following its newspaper serialisation were somewhat surreal. I was attacked from all sides for publishing a book with a couple of single sourced stories. I mean, the crime. Journalists who should have known better didn’t seem to understand the difference between a book and a newspaper article. Most biographies contain countless stories that are not double sourced, but it seemed this book was always going to be judged in a different light to others.
In My Own Time by Jeremy Thorpe
Politico’s Publishing, 1999
In late 1998 I got a call from someone who said he was Jeremy Thorpe.‘Yeah, right,’ I thought. He was barely audible and spoke in a whisper. Anyway, it did turn out to be the former Liberal leader, a man my mother considered a bit of a hero until the trial of 1979. Thorpe hadn’t ever written a book and had been a bit of a recluse for 25 years. He invited me to his home in Orme Square and we discussed his idea for a book. Truth be told, the book wasn’t that good or revelatory, but the fact he wrote it was news in itself. It also put Politico’s Publishing on the map. John and I became friends with Marion and Jeremy and the six months I spent working with him on the book were fascinating. Despite his advancing Parkinsons Jeremy had lost none of his interest in politics and we had some fascinating conversations. I still treasure those memories.
22 Dec 2015 at 23:10
I don’t know how many men over the age of seventy read this magazine, but what I do know is that the twenty somethings who read it will have given very little thought to what happens when they get old. In ‘gayworld’, old age is a faraway place which merits very little thought.
Few twinks appear able to see beyond thirty, and view the prospect of anyone over that age having sex as vaguely disgusting. Somehow young gay men have the rather endearing belief that that their youth will be eternal. Sadly, life ain’t like that. Middle age, then old age come around all too quickly.
Gay dating apps are full of profiles from people who trumpet “No over thirties”. “Don’t contact me if you’re old enough to be my father.” OK, everyone has their own tastes, but life doesn’t actually finish at thirty, believe it or not.
A whole generation of gay men are about to enter old age, but what will happen to them?
I was born in 1962, and it’s my generation I’m talking about. I’m lucky. I married the man I love and we look forward to spending our old age together, but there are thousands of gay men in their fifties and sixties who must be wondering what old age has in store for them. Is it a life of total loneliness, with companionship something that only other people enjoy?
I think we are going to see two trends developing in the next twenty years, one of which may provide a unique business opportunity for those of an entrepreneurial bent.
On the south coast there is a care home for retired publishers. In Oxford there is one for retired spooks. I’m sure there are other examples of the genre. Essentially, single pensioners go to live with people of a similar background and interest. These sort of homes are often run by the pension funds, or trade associations of the sector concerned.
Gay retirement homes have existed in the US and Australia for some years. In 2013 France opened its first one, near Montpellier, but in the UK, as far as I am aware, no one has so far grasped the nettle and opened a retirement home, or care home, specifically to cater for a growing gay population.
It’s estimated that there are more than 1.2 million people in the UK who are 55 or over. Many of them, who have been quite open about their sexuality face the prospect of retreating back into the closet in their twilight years, just to counter the likelihood of discrimination in their retirement home.
I think there will also be another interesting social development that may come to the fore, and not just for gay people. Communes were always thought to be the stuff of sixties hippies, who came together to live in big houses. I suspect that to avoid a life of loneliness we will soon find that Communes of relatively well to do middle class single people (and possibly some couples too) will pool their financial resources to buy large houses in the countryside with lots of bedrooms, but also communal living space.
My partner and I have discussed with several friends the prospect of doing this once we finish our working lives, albeit with varying degrees of seriousness.
One gay friend of mine, who isn’t out, but is in his early forties, positively looks forward to such a scenario. He’d love to find the right person to share his life with, but if that fails, he just wants to be loved and to feel safe. Like most of us he wants to live in a place where everyone is loved and cared for – where people look out for you for no other reason than they love and respect you. It’s not too much to ask is it, but I wonder who many single people in their seventies or eighties can truly say they have that nowadays.
No one looks forward to getting old, but neither should anybody fear it. It’s a sad fact that loneliness is one of the greatest afflictions of modern day society, particularly for the elderly. For elderly people who are gay, isolation can be even worse. It’s up to us all to think how to counter that.
20 Dec 2015 at 17:30
Back on 31 December 2014 I wrote THIS article giving ten predictions for 2015. So, let’s see how I did…
1. Three political party leaders will resign by the end of the year. CORRECT
2. Norwich City will be promoted to the Premier League. CORRECT
3. At least one politician associated with the Child Sex Abuse scandal will be arrested and charged. CORRECT
4. Ian Katz will be the new editor of The Guardian. WRONG (but nearly right, seeing as he was offered it and the offer was then withdrawn)
5. Jason Seiken will leave the Telegraph. CORRECT
6. Nick Robinson steps down as political editor of the BBC by the end of the year. CORRECT
7. Interest rates remain where they are for the rest of the year. CORRECT
8. Tim Farron becomes the new leader of the Liberal Democrats… what’s left of them. CORRECT
9. ISIS launch attacks in Lebanon and/or Jordan. CORRECT
10. John Kerry steps down as US Secretary of State. WRONG
So eight (and a bit!) out of ten! Not bad! I’ll write my 2016 predictions before the end of the year.
Mosad from Golders Green called Iain's programme to talk about gay marriage. He suggested that people choose to be gay. He got more than he bargained for in return...
19 Dec 2015 at 17:00
Each new year I compile a list of people whose tweets I have most enjoyed during the previous 12 months. I follow about 2000 people on Twitter, which is far too many to be honest, but I whenever I try to cull the number I end up giving up because it’s so difficult. Anyway, these are the ones who have entertained, informed, educated, annoyed and, most of all, made me laugh most this year. So here are my Top 100, including a massive 33 new entries, in no particular order…
PRINT JOURNALISTS (14)
@PickardJE – Jim Pickard, FT political journalist (NEW)
@BenGlaze – Mirror political reporter (NEW)
@ChrisDeerin – Journalist, Scottish Daily Mail
@ShippersUnbound – Political Editor, Sunday Times
@ZoesqWilliams – Columnist, the Guardian
@Montie – Columnist, The Times
@JohnRentoul – Columnist, Independent on Sunday
@TonyGallagher – Editor, The Sun
@Y_Alibhai – Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, The Independent
@GrantTucker – My former PA & Diary Reporter for The Times
@DavidWooding – Political Editor, Sun on Sunday (NEW)
@SamCoatesTimes – Deputy Political Editor, The Times (NEW)
@OwenJones84 – Guardian columnist (NEW)
@VinceGraff – Columnist
@DAaronovitch – Columnist – The Times
TV JOURNALISTS (9)
@AFNeil – BBC presenter
@PiersMorgan – Presenter, GMB
@ReporterBoy – (Giles Dilnot), Reporter, Daily Politics
@MichaelLCrick – Political Correspondent, Channel 4 News
@KayBurley – Sky News presenter
@AdamBoulton – Sky News presenter
@FaisalIslam – Political Editor, Sky News
@DMcCaffreySKY – Political reporter, Sky News
@AlStewITN – Presenter, ITN
ONLINE JOURNALISTS (6)
@PaulWaugh – Editor, Huffington Post UK
@FleetStreetFox – Susie Boniface
@GuidoFawkes – Editor in Chief, Guido Fawkes blog
@Nero – Milo Yiannopoulos (NEW)
@Dizzy_Thinks – Phil Hendren (NEW)
@OwenJBennett – HuffPo political correspondent (NEW)
@HeidiAllen75 – Conservative MP (NEW)
@JessPhillips – Labour MP (NEW)
@Suzanne Evans1 – Deputy Chairman, UKIP (NEW)
@LordAshcroft – Businessman & philanthropist
@Jacqui_Smith1 – Former Labour Home Secretary
@Andrew_Kennedy – Conservative Party Agent in Kent
@NadineDorriesMP – Conservative MP
@NichStarling – Former LibDem leader on Broadland District Council
@Edwina_Currie – Former Conservative MP
@ThereseCoffey – Conservative MP
@Tracey_Crouch – Conservative MP
@LiarPoliticians – Anti politics tweeter
@MrTCHarris – Former Labour MP (NEW)
@RuthDavidsonMSP – Leader, Scottish Conservatives (NEW)
@CampbellClaret – Alastair Campbell (NEW)
@GeorgeGalloway – Candidate for London Mayor (NEW)
@HattMarris84 – My producer on LBC
@StephenNolan – 5 Live presenter
@ShelaghFogarty – LBC presenter
@TheJamesMax – BBC London presenter
@JaneGarvey1 – Presenter, Woman’s Hour, Radio 4
@JuliaHB1 – Former afternoon presenter, LBC
@SuttonNick – Editor, World at One, Radio 4
@Rachel_Hump – Producer, LBC
@RobinLustig – Former Presenter, The World Tonight, Radio 4
@StanCollymore – TalkSport radio host
@TheJeremyVine – Presenter, Radio 2
@MrJamesOB – Morning show presenter, LBC
@NickyAACampbell – 5 Live presenter
@Tweeter_Anita – Presenter, Any Answers, Radio 4
@DuncanBarkes – Late show presenter, BBC London
@JohnMyersTeam – Chairman, Radio Academy
@DavidLloydRadio – David Lloyd, Orion Radio
@PaulEaston – Radio consultant
@IainLee – Radio presenter
@Grvlx001 – Jamie Angus, editor of Today
@NRDBrennan – Online Journalist, LBC (NEW)
@Hemmch – Chris Hemmings, Producer LBC (NEW)
@TomSwarbrick1 – Presenter, LBC (NEW)
@TheoUsherwood – Political Editor, LBC (NEW)
@B1Lou – Louise Birt, Managing editor, BBC Essex (NEW)
@Jags_dave – Jagruti Dave, My Drivetime producer, LBC (NEW)
@JamesCridland – Radio commentator (NEW)
@Sherls – Online editor, LBC (NEW)
@Dean36Ashton10 – Former Norwich City & West Ham footballer
@Joey7Barton – QPR footballer
@HenryWinter – Football journalist, The Times
@LeeClayton_ – Sports editor, Daily Mail
@DavidGold – Co chairman of West Ham United
@ClareBalding – BBC & BT Sport presenter
@JimmyBullard – Ex footballer
@BoringMilner – Spoof James Milner account
@MattyEthers – Matt Etherington, ex West Ham winger (NEW)
@Trevor8Sinclair – Ex West Ham winger (NEW)
@ArchieRT1 – German football journalist (NEW)
@ExWhuEmployee – West Ham news (NEW)
@MirrorDarren – Darren Lewis, Daily Mirror (NEW)
@_YouHadOneJob1 – Comedy account poking fun at people who fail at the one job they had to do (NEW)
@RoyCropperNot – Spoof Roy Cropper sayings (NEW)
@AwkwardGrindr – Cringeworthy moments from Grindr
@2010LeeHurst – Comedian (NEW)
@SohailPakBrit – Gay muslim (NEW)
@WMaryBeard – Classics academic & author
@Alistairgriffin – Singer, songwriter
@AdamLake – Public Affairs Specialist
@Brit_Battleaxe – Christine Hamilton
@JamesWharton – Author of OUT IN THE ARMY
@GylesB1 – Gyles Brandreth
@Bishmanchester – David Walker, Bishop of Manchester (NEW)
@StirringTrouble – Aleksander Nekrassov
18 Dec 2015 at 12:01
Seeing as this will be my last column of 2015 I thought I might look back and hand out a few end of year awards and brickbats. Anyone who says politics is boring only needs to look back at the events of 2015 and look forward to next year. What a fascinating time to be commenting on current affairs. Next year we have so much to look forward to – a probable EU referendum, the London mayoral election, the onward march of the SNP, more fun and frolics in the Labour Party, Tory leadership hopefuls stepping up the battle, and lots more besides. Anyway, here we go…
Politician of the Year – Nicola Sturgeon
Cabinet Minister of the Year – Amber Rudd
Junior Minister of the Year – Tracey Crouch
New MP to Watch – Jess Phillips
Speech of the Year – Hilary Benn in the Syria debate
The ‘Why, Oh Why Did I do That?’ Award – Margaret Beckett, Sadiq Khan and Frank Field for nominating Jeremy Corbyn to be Labour leader
Moment of the Year – Seeing the exit poll result flash up on my screen on election night
Political Achievement of the Year – Jeremy Corbyn winning the Labour leadership
Political Journalist of the Year – James Lyons, Sunday Times
Most Unlikely Political Appointment of the Year – John McDonnell as Shadow Chancellor, closely followed by Ken Livingstone to co-chair Labour’s defence policy review
Minister Most Unlikely to Go Off-Message – Priti Patel
Treacherous Bastard of the Year Award – Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull
The Missing You Already Award – Ed Balls
Satirist of the Year – Matt Telford who played ‘Margaret Thatcher Queen of Soho’
Best Response in a Crisis Award – President Hollande
Campaigner of the Year – Lynton Crosby
The ‘Kick it into the Long Grass Award’ – Patrick McLoughlin for not deciding on a new runway
Losers of the Year – Pollsters. All of them.
Scoop of the Year – James Landale’s interview with the Prime Minister when he announced he’d quit after two terms
Gaffe of the Year – The ‘Ed Stone’
Political Prat of the Year – Donald Trump
Political Book of the Year – Project Fear by Joe Pike
Confrontation of the Year – Jess Phillips telling Diane Abbott to ‘fuck off’.
Interview of the Year – Natalie Bennett’s ‘brain fade’ with Nick Ferrari
The ‘WTF’ Moment of the Year – Michael Ashcroft & Isabel Oakeshott for, well, you know what
I don’t envy David Cameron in his task at the EU Summit. I had thought the so-called demands in his letter to Donald Tusk were a put up job, and that everything had been agreed in advance. The four demands were so weak, I assumed the EU leaders had decided they would allow David Cameron to claim a victory. I was wrong. As I write this, it looks as if the PM will return more or less empty handed, with everything being postponed until February. Cameron’s problem is that no one can really imagine him delivering on his threat to support a ‘No’ vote in a referendum if he doesn’t get his way on the renegotiation. Most EU negotiations involve games of bluff and double bluff. My fear is that the EU has already called David Cameron’s bluff, and his wargaming has been insufficiently robust. I hope I am wrong.
So far this year I’ve had five Christmas cards with totally illegible signatures – three of them from MPs. I mean, what’s the point? Yesterday I received a lovely case containing three bottles of vintage wine. I have no clue who it’s from. No note. So someone out there is going to think me very rude for not thanking them. Christmas, eh?