1. Teach Jimmy Carr the meaning of the word ‘funny’
  2. Give Charlie Brooker a skinhead
  3. Put it on Channel 4 + 5456
  4. Dub it into German
  5. For someone to explain what the point of Lauren Laverne actually is
  6. Replace the audience with a group of clapping chimps
  7. Put gaffer tape over Jimmy Carr’s mouth
  8. Send David Mitchell on an interviewing course or three
  9. Occasionally have a right wing guest on who isn’t clinically insane
  10. By switching off your TV or changing channel