From the show with Ann Widdecombe in Chelmsford last night...
 

ID: So when ITV ask you to do these programmes, how do you judge whether to do them?

AW: Well, when they asked me to do prostitution, I readily agreed... [cue audience collapsing with laughter]


It really was a cracking evening last night. The theatre was sold out, with more than 500 people packed in. The repartee worked a treat, to the extent that one man said to me afterwards: "You are so easy together. Are you an item?" Miss W was a bit too quick to reply: "We most certainly are not!" He didn't look convinced...