A few days I ago I tweeted about the fact that I had just seen a man wearing red trousers walking through Leicester Square. I’ve never understood how anyone who isn’t over 60 or Hooray Henry could wear them. But there was this seemingly normal looking thirty year old sauntering though central London wearing a pair and not even looking embarrassed about it. I had a big response to the tweet, with most people agreeing with me and most men denying they had ever worn a pair. Someone then alerted me to a website which celebrates the wearing of red trousers – it’s called LOOK AT MY F***ING RED TROUSERS. Enjoy. Or not.

And no, I would never be seen dead in them. Never. Ever.

Er. Never again.