Celebrity is a weird thing. You recognise it when you see it. But what makes someone a celebrity, and why are so many people desperate to become one? I've never sought fame or celebrity, although I am happy to admit that it's sometimes nice to be recognised. I am certainly not a celebrity even though I've appeared on one or two celebrity programmes like 'Pointless Celebrities'. I don't really think anyone involved in current affairs media deserves the description, with the possible exception of Piers Morgan.
Over the last few weeks I have been creating an online (but private) photo archive and come across a lot of pictures of me with various well known people over the years. It's one of the perks of what I do that I get to meet some very famous people - some of them heroes, some of them people maybe I wouldn't have gone out of my way to meet.
Most of them are people I would never have expected to meet. Some weren't at all what I expected. The Queen, for example, was incredibly chatty, even gossipy and far easier to talk to than her reputation might have suggested. Given I have every record he has ever made, the only celebrity I have met, who I was completely tongue-tied by was Cliff Richard. I still don't understan why to this day. At the same even I met Cilla Black and we got on like a house on fire.
Anyway, here is a rogues' gallery of fifty or so of some famous people I have met over the last twenty years. And these are the ones I can remember!
HM The Queen
Lady Thatcher

J K Rowling

Cilla Black

Sir David Attenborough

Sir Cliff Richard

Tony Blair

Stephanie Powers

Joan Rivers

The Prince of Wales
Sir John Major

Michael Parkinson

Cherie Blair

Justin Welby

Jeffrey Archer
Christiane Amanpour

Boris Johnson

Piers Morgan
Russell & Ron Mael

David Cameron

Phil Jupitus

Michael Winner

Theresa May

Sir Robin Day
Janet Street Porter

Clare Balding
Miranda Hart

Alfie Boe

Terry Pratchett

Emma Bunton

President Mary Robinson
Germaine Greer

Kevin Keegan

Olivia Newton-John

Sir David Jason

June Brown

Harry Redknapp

Paul Gascoigne

Pam Ayres

Katie Price

Anne Diamond

Michael Cashman

Joan Collins

Sir David Frost

Al Murray

Sir Viv Richards

Monty Panesar
Joan Bakewell

Giles Wood & Mary Killen

Angela Griffin
Jarvis Cocker

Kerry Katona

Sheila Ferguson





