Top Ten Lines Not in Alistair Darling's Budget

• 11 Mar 2008

10. Tax Cuts, you want tax cuts? I'll show you tax cuts. 9. Let them eat cake. 8. You know last year's budget? We made it up. 7. And for my fifth reannouncement... 6. Iain Dale's new Audi will be exempt from the new £1,000 band of road tax. 5. And this year the real rate ...