1. I must get a new diary

  2. . People say we’re the Nice Party

  3. Oh, forget the ECHR, we’re an independent country, just put him on the plane (I presume I can’t say Sod)

  4. I like a beard on a man

  5. Brodie Clark is coming to dinner

  6. Tonight Matthew, I’m going to sing What A Difference a Day Makes

  7. Yes, you’re quite right, I should resign.

  8. Stuff your Kitten heels, give me some hobnails

  9. The Home Office is officially counting down the number of sleeps till Santa

  10. Abu who?